Hum sarphire bigde huve nawaab hai
Padh lo hume
Hum to khuli kitaab hai
Haddi bhi hum hai aur hum hi qabaab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharaab hai
Hume dekh ke uthta yahi sawaal hai
Kaala hai daal me ya kaali daal hai
Khote sabhi sikkon ki ye tanksaal hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya
Humara dimag kharab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya
Humara dimag kharab hai
Bade badnaam huve
Bade mashhoor huve
Apno se door huve
Door huve
Door huve
Dil ke murder bhi huve
Bade torture bhi huve
Ghamon se choor huve
Choor huve
Choor huve
O bandhu re o bandhu re
O bandhu re tujhe mil ke mere ujde chaman me
Khil gaya gulaab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharab hai
Osama ya obama hoga vascodigama
Mujhe kuch yaad nahi
Yaad nahi
Yaad nahi
Daali pe phool nahi ye meri bhool nahi
Kyari main khaad nahi
Khaad nahi
Khaad nahi
O bandhu re o bandhu re
O bandhu re yahaan reh ke
Mera bhi ho gaya dimag ye kharab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya
Humara dimag kharab hai
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya
Humara dimag kharab hai
Hum sarphire bigde huve nawaab hain
Padh lo hume
Hum to khuli kitaab hain
Haddi bhi hum hain aur hum hi qabaab hain
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharab hain
Hum pagal nahi hai bhaiya humara dimag kharab hai
| Movie | Humshakals |
| Singer | Himesh Reshammiya |
| Director | Sajid Khan |
| Music Composer | Himesh Reshammiya |
| Lyricist | Mayur Puri |
| Star Cast | Saif Ali Khan, Riteish Deshmukh, Bipasha Basu, Tamannaah Bhatia, Esha Gupta, Ram Kapoor, Satish Shah, Chunky Pandey, Akash Khurana, Darshan Jariwala |
