Doso litre aansu tin so kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum
Ha doso litre aansu tin so kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum
Zyada taklif hai
Thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun thik hai
Upar se tere mummy
Papa
Bhai
Aapa
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Hmm mummy teri mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rehta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar sara high rakkhe paara
Soniye ni pangon ka hai ye pitara
Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Ha doso litre aansu tin so kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum
Zyada taklif hai
Thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun thik hai
Upar se tere mummy
Papa
Bhai
Aapa
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyar
Chadeya khutapa
Hum mar gaye yaar
Hoye siyapa
Siyappa
Siyapa
Siyapaa
Siyapaa
Siyapaa
Siyapaa
Siyapaa
Siyapaa
| Movie | Total Siyapaa |
| Singer | Ali Zafar |
| Director | E Niwas |
| Music Composer | Ali Zafar |
| Lyricist | Ali Zafar, Kumaar, Kumar Sanu |
| Star Cast | Ali Zafar, Yaami Gautam, Anupam Kher, Kirron Kher, Sarah Khan, Vishwa Mohan Badola, Anuj Pandit |

